In beis din shel maalah, they won't ask you, "Why weren't you Moshe Rabbeinu?" They will ask you, "Why weren't you ________?"
KLAFIM KEDORBANOT
Eating pork in its mother's milk on the beach on Yom Kippur that falls on Shabbos
BITUL TORAH
Believing a dead guy is Moshiach but it's ok because you're Chabad
BITUL TORAH
The tznius police at the beach
BITUL TORAH
An outright miracle
KIRUV VS ORTHODOXY
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Tzfat hippies circle-jerking to kabbalah
BITUL TORAH